FUCK YEAH STALKER SARAH

a blog dedicated to the amazingly talented and beautiful stalker sarah m.
she’s soooo dedicated

she’s soooo dedicated

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flawless

flawless

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Anonymous asked: sarah stop blogging about yourself, nobody likes you

I am not Sarah ughhh shut up!!

a haiku about Stalker Sarah

sugar-plum-larry:

you stalk famous guys

sometimes people hate on you

but gurl you is cool

this is sooo cute i totally agree with it

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Anonymous asked: "a blog dedicated to the amazingly talented and beautiful stalker sarah m." What talent does she have? Just wondering...

She is talented at being famous people’s friends, duh… ? Plus she’s super pretty and has great style

Anonymous asked: you just need to like sit down and chill, stalker sarah is plain creepy

ummm RUDE

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

Hanging out in the Lana post on ONTD, and the first comment is not about Lana but Stalker Sarah. omg, laughing to the bank

Omg she’s hanging with Lana del Rey I’m so jealous! Seriously ugh

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

Hanging out in the Lana post on ONTD, and the first comment is not about Lana but Stalker Sarah. omg, laughing to the bank

Omg she’s hanging with Lana del Rey I’m so jealous! Seriously ugh

mr-schneebly:

how to procrastinate: sarahmonline’s photostream

I just don’t understand.

siiigh I do it alll the time

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Anonymous asked: You do realize she just hangs around places where celebs are and asks for pictures? right? she's not best friends with them, just because i've met a celeb doesn't mean we're like friends omg,

Ummm you sound really jealous, just sayinnnn!!!

Anonymous asked: whats her surname and who is her dad?

Monline?? LOL jk, Idk I think he cleans pools