stupendous-operatic-spectacle:
Hanging out in the Lana post on ONTD, and the first comment is not about Lana but Stalker Sarah. omg, laughing to the bank
Omg she’s hanging with Lana del Rey I’m so jealous! Seriously ugh
FUCK YEAH STALKER SARAH
how to procrastinate: sarahmonline’s photostream
I just don’t understand.
siiigh I do it alll the time
Anonymous asked: You do realize she just hangs around places where celebs are and asks for pictures? right? she's not best friends with them, just because i've met a celeb doesn't mean we're like friends omg,
Ummm you sound really jealous, just sayinnnn!!!
Anonymous asked: whats her surname and who is her dad?
Monline?? LOL jk, Idk I think he cleans pools
Anonymous asked: This blog should be called Stalking Stalker Sarah. ;D
LOL omg I wish I could stalk her!! I’m not as good as her tho clearly!!!
Anonymous asked: is stalker sarah your idol?
Yes! Omg I wish I could be just like her, I’m so envious of her life
I can’t believe there’s another Stalker Sarah tumblr :(
I was the original :\ I’m a way bigger fan too
Anonymous asked: "Style goddess"???!?! Like what the fuck? She hasn't changed her hair or clothes In years!
You sound hella jealous
Anonymous asked: this can't be serious.
Umm IT IS
